Leaving clothes on the floor
Piling mail on the table
Hanging sheets and curtains over doors to keep out drafts
Never having to worry about someone else using the last of the coveted soy milk
Watching 27,000 episodes of Law and Order: SVU in a row
Trying to reason with the cat ("Now please eat slowly, we don't want you to throw up again like last night.")
Only washing dishes on special days (ie, never)
Unabashedly singing along with P!nk when you do finally wash the dishes
Unabashedly singing along with P!nk when you do finally wash the dishes
Obsessing over your pores in the bathroom mirror
Leaving towels in the dryer until you need them
Never having to confine food to certain shelves
Catcalling Viggo Mortensen when he's on TV
ALWAYS having all the kitty face rubs to yourself
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