Hear ye, hear ye. We doth declare that in order to be graded as a fabulous beach experience, the day must contain the following:
*One short best friend
*Two new bathing suits
*Milkshakes
*A forecast of rain, thunder, lightening, and possibly hail
*Ten seconds of rain + six hours of sun
*Collecting orange and yellow seashells
*At least one floppy beach hat
*A discussion of para-sailing vs kite-surfing (ie, what the heck they are)
*Kitty stories
*A coconut
*A submarine
*A cathartic encounter with a spider in an port-a-potty
*The body of a dead horseshoe crab named Earl
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