Sunday, November 14, 2010

Grant application

Q: Why are you interested in this research?

A: My adviser told me to be.

Q: Why should you be selected?

A: Because I have no money. Hence, I have no data, which means no results. Since science is my life, without results, my life has no meaning. Sometimes I cry myself to sleep.

Q: How will your long-term goals be enhanced by this research?

A: It has the potential to eventually allow me to graduate, so I can leave this miserable place.

Click to submit. *click*