Q: Why are you interested in this research?
A: My adviser told me to be.
Q: Why should you be selected?
A: Because I have no money. Hence, I have no data, which means no results. Since science is my life, without results, my life has no meaning. Sometimes I cry myself to sleep.
Q: How will your long-term goals be enhanced by this research?
A: It has the potential to eventually allow me to graduate, so I can leave this miserable place.
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