Location: Café Pros:
Comfy, unlimited food and drink
Cons:
Rapidly become fat and poor
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Location: Public Library Pros: Free
seating and wifi
Cons: Librarians
are actually quite loud
Other people who frequent the library
during the daytime include unemployed males who wish to hit on you, senior
citizens that come in and insist that the librarians find them the “ACTUAL
play, not the movie!", and mentally ill individuals who will hold private
karaoke sessions, while wearing headphones.
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Location: University bookstore
Pros: Free wifi
Pros: Free wifi
Access to food and drink without the
pressure to actually buy anything in exchange for your electrical and internet
usage
Cons: Undergrads might recognize you and
ask why you haven’t replied to their email
Profs might recognize you and ask why you
haven’t replied to their email
When you do get hungry, everything is
triple overpriced (ex. Smoothies are 7 bucks a pop)
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Location: Home Pros:
No additional cost
Can wear pajamas
Cons: You will eat everything in the
entire pantry
Cat mounts unrelenting battle to for your
attention
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Location: Boyfriend’s apartment
Pros: No additional cost
Pros: No additional cost
Can wear pajamas
Cons: You will eat everything in the
entire pantry
Boyfriend mounts unrelenting battle to
for your attention
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Location: Parent’s house
Pros: Free food, able to crank the heat
Pros: Free food, able to crank the heat
Cons:
Constant complaints that you never visit (which reminds you why you never
visit)
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Location: Walk-in clinic’s
waiting room
Pros:
Kills two birds with one stone; you’ll probably be there for hours anyway
Cons:
No wifi
You find the smiling models on the
informational brochures for STIs disconcerting
You might leave with more illnesses than
you arrived with
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Location: Close friend’s house
Pros: Good company
Pros: Good company
Cons:
Your friend assumed you would be having some kind of social interactions and
will soon learn to hate you when she realizes you can work for hours and still
have more to do
The matching living room furniture set
makes you painfully aware of the fact that you are earning half the salary of
most of those in your graduating class, and yet you have more work than you can
ever finish
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