**please note that the author reserves the right to be completely ridiculous and contradictory in this list
- Loud people
- Rude people
- Bossy people
- Children
- Men
- Women
- Coffee
- Chai
- Tea
- Water
- Having to pay for water
- Salt
- People who are not me
- Me
- People with jarringly loud ringtones who constantly get phone calls
- 40 year old women who make multiple phone calls and leave messages solely consisting of the sentence, "They broke up." (wtf??)
- Men who talk down to everyone, including other people's voicemails
- Men who leave voicemails at a vocal volume significantly greater than normal converaational levels
- Spell check and lack thereof
- Science
- People who I think I vaguely recognize but not enough to decide to say hello
- Bad covers of Buddy Holly songs (WTF Starbucks??!!)
- Social constraints against bringing cuddly kitty friends to cafes
- Short people who live too far away to have anti-stress dance parties with me
- Guys who give me the eye
- Guys who don't give me the eye
- Time
- Too much AC
- Parking meters
- Cashiers who ask me for my student ID when I ask for my student discount, when I am carrying a backpack and am across the street from campus
- Jim Morrison's pretentious look in the vintage concert poster facing me
- The fact that I spent 10 minutes making this list instead of writing my qualifier
The next entry....a few I forgot
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