Wanted: romantic companionAthletic woman in mid-twenties seeks immature and annoying male partner to plan exciting outings that will never actually be carried out. Passive-aggressive tendencies required. Emotional baggage from childhood and/or previous relationships preferred. Requirements also include either an acute fear of commitment triggered by pleasurable companionship OR crippling levels of co-dependence. Jealousy a must. Attractiveness is not an issue so long as you are overly conceited and full of yourself while somehow also harboring a burning self-hatred as well as intermittent episodes of depression. Ideal first date would be lunch on a weekday at a chain restaurant inconveniently far from my work on your day off; I'll know you by your tardy arrival wearing an old t-shirt. Bonus points if you recommend the salad to me and then order a steak, or if you wink at our waitress and call her "hun."
Please contact through the most impersonal form of communication available without using correct spelling or full sentences.
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