Random insults

I'm in kind of a bad mood this week so here are some random insults (disclaimer: these do not necessarily apply to YOU). 

Denser than a rock.

Slower than a sloth's bowl movements

Voice more annoying than listening to a cheerleader flirt with your crush in 8th grade.

Head so far up their ass they were invited to join the US Olympic Gymnast Team.

So dumb they can't tell you're from your.

More dramatic than Taylor Swift.

As fat as Maru, but not as cute.

Instead of it would actually be more useful to have a communications major because at least they wouldn't PRETEND to understand science.

Sluttier than the original version of Yes Sir, I Can Boogie.