Sunday, June 30, 2013

The New Beach Standard

Hear ye, hear ye. We doth declare that in order to be graded as a fabulous beach experience, the day must contain the following:

*One short best friend

*Two new bathing suits


*A forecast of rain, thunder, lightening, and possibly hail

*Ten seconds of rain + six hours of sun

*Collecting orange and yellow seashells

*At least one floppy beach hat

*A discussion of para-sailing vs kite-surfing (ie, what the heck they are)

*Kitty stories

*A coconut

*A submarine

*A cathartic encounter with a spider in an port-a-potty

*The body of a dead horseshoe crab named Earl

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