Ways that Europeans will know you're American

• You keep falling off your bike because you haven't ridden since you were 10 and then you didn't have to carry your laptop on your back
• Your water bottles explode every time you open one because you keep forgetting it's fizzy water.
• You unwittingly buy the meatball from the vending machine, assuming from the picture on the package that it's some kind of biscuit
• You get really excited when you order a scoop of ice cream and it's only 1 €
• You get really disappointed when you see how small one European scoop of ice cream is
• You walk around with bedhead because your hairdryer doesn't work with the weird converter
• You talk about "working out"
• You're weirded out by "mobile prostitute" vans
• You can't tell the difference between their 7s and their 1s
• You wait for people to get off the train before you get on
• You get really confused when people start discussing "football"
• You get overwhelmed by all of the yogurt options in the store
• You can't figure out how to get into the pay toilets
• You have a momentary freakout every time the weather is predicted to be 20 degrees (until you realize it's in Celsius)