Tuesday, November 13, 2012

People just... make me wonder.

This is a Tumbler-type entry, themed "People just... make me wonder."

From a blog titled End Of World Party 2012, dedicated to organizing a party boat cruise for Dec 21:

Sir Samuel Zeus Clemons February 27, 2011 at 11:15 pm

i’ve been communicating with mayan aliens for some time. i was turned onto this site by one of my elves, she’s the coolest elfin chick on the planet, goes by @OuchDammit on #Twitter.

i can say the mayans are pretty decent people, they come occasionally and send out landing parties from time to time….

it is probably obvious why they communicate with us ferrets, instead of humans, since humans are so bipolar and whacked out half the time.

i tweet at @Samuel_Clemons

P.S. can i bring my elves, nurse in hot maid’s outfit, and other minions?


A message recently received on a dating website...
Hello , 
My name is XXXX. I’m doing My Fellowship to become an Heart Surgeon .You look beautiful. Your eyes can speak.. I would love to know you more you seem like an honest person which is hard to get in today’s world. Looking forward to hearing from you. 
PS I had bad stalker experience which was not good that is why no picture on profile. 

Yup this guy is DEFINITELY a real doctor...
And finally, a *highly* selective sampling of reviews for the movie Trollhunter-

"5 Stars! Sharp wit, explosive action and great humor."

"Funny and sad, mythic and thoroughly modern, Troll Hunter is a MUST-SEE for anybody who likes smart, well-written creature features."

"Makes trolls seem so real you will be afraid to go camping."

I have seen this movie all the way through and none of these- I repeat, NONE of these- come even close to being true.

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