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Special considerations:
+ This list only refers to anniversaries, which are in addition to presents which should be exchanged for birthdays, Christmas, etc
+ Breakups done after one month done through email or via text message may apply the gift due to the following anniversary milestone
+ Partings due to cheating entitle the cheated party to call the police every time the cheater hosts a party for the next 12 months
+ Terminating a relationship without giving any type of reason or while intoxicated allows the former partner to refer to you as "that crazy asshole" for the rest of their known existence
The author does not advise anyone to actually follow this list and takes absolutely no responsibility if you carry through on her excellent ideas.
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